“I DON’T HAVE A PHOBIA OF MY BOOKSHELVES FALLING ON ME AT NIGHT AND CRUSHING ME FLAT.” But death is an acceptable part of the bookworm life.Ĩ. Also there was that one time my heart gave out? That was awkward. I have like 9 grey hairs because of reading and anxious paper cuts from turning pages too fast. MWAHHAHAH.” And they leave readers crippled in trauma. But authors have this odd habit of going “Look at this adorable world and these adorable people having adorable lives with adorable happiness - NOW LET’S SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER. OH THIS IS ADORABLE, ISN’T IT?! I mean some books are truly relaxing.
If you haven’t said these lies yet….you probably will.
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Which will probably have you ending up with “Ah, yeah, my house is kinda full of books? That’s why I’m camping out here in a cardboard box. “MY TO-BE-READ PILE IS PERFECTLY UNDER CONTROL, THANKS FOR ASKING.”įollowed with nervous laughter and “Aw I even don’t like to see my floor! The piles of books are totally cool!” which then leads to “I did have a bed once, somewhere vaguely in that direction under that flood of books”. ** If I read a book with a queen in it, you can just imagine what position I envision myself. * This happens all the time right? I’m sure it does…average day. See what I mean?! I’m like 99% sure you’ve** envisioned yourself as a fictional character at some point. You know that one time your bus was late and you imagined it was the beginning of the zombie apocalypse? Or that time you ate Turkish Delight and totally didn’t think of white witches? Oooor that random one time you were trudging through the forest with a bow and arrow and singing The Hanging Tree and you were TOTALLY NOT PRETENDING TO BE KATNISS.* “NOPE, I’VE NEVER IMAGINED MYSELF AS A BOOK CHARACTER, NEVER. I assure you, even if you pinky swore you’d never read again, but I lured you into a bookshop and you took one sniff - YOU’D BE A GONER. No, this is just adorable and wrong and a very big lie. “I CAN SERIOUSLY QUIT READING WHENEVER I WANT, IT’S SO TOTALLY NOT AN ADDICTION.” Books aside - options are endless.īut going back to books…raise your hand if you actually have enough shelf space and are satisfied with it?Ĥ.
Including stacking photos, or crafts, or knickknacks, or buried treasure you have wrested from the hands of a fearsome dead pirate. Even if you don’t display books, do you know how handy bookshelves are?!? You can do SO MUCH. Reading 342 pages is a much better idea and your eyeballs know it, your heart knows it, your left elbow knows it - only your brain is in denial here.Įven if you get rid of books (because while this makes pineapples all over the world cry, it is actually an okay thing to do under pressure), there is no such thing as having “enough bookshelves”. Do you eat one potato chip? Do you snuggle a puppy once? Do you conquer one country? NO.
You will spend the next day running on coffee and sneaking naps under your desk. Your eyeballs will fall out of your head. “IT’S A GOOD IDEA TO START THIS NEW BOOK REALLY LATE AT NIGHT DESPITE HAVING COMMITMENTS IN THE MORNING.”īecause you’re only going to read just one little teeny tiny chapter. So!…today I have nicely gathered a list of popular lies bookworms chortle. I’m sure it’s healthy.) Most bookworms will DENY THIS FACT. Next thing you know? It’s consumed your soul and you want to grow up to be a bookshelf. For instance, at first you go into the bookworm life with the intentions of only casually reading a book. The bookworm life is fraught with danger and sometimes we lie to ourselves to keep calm. Even though the bookworm life is mostly cake and marvellousness - there are some lies we bookworms tell ourselves.
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